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Introduction to marketing November 22nd, 2007
You are at a party and you see a handsome guy. You approach him and tell him “I’m great in bed” This is called Direct Marketing
You are at a party and you see a handsome guy. A friend of yours approaches him, shows you and tells him: “She is great in bed” This is called advertising
You are at a party and you see a handsome guy. You approach him and ask for his number. The next day you call him and tell him “Hello, I’m great in bed”. This is called Telemarketing
You are at a party and you see a handsome guy. You stand up, fix your hair and approach him offering him a drink. You ask “May I?” and fix his tie while touching his hand and whisper “By the way I’m good in bed” This is called Public Relations
You are at a party and you see a handsome guy. He approaches you and says “I heard you’re good in bed” This is called product identification.
You are at a party and you see a handsome guy. You approach him and convince him to take your friend to his house. This is called product sale.
He is not satisfied from your friend and so he calls you. This is called Technical Support.
On your way to a party you realize that maybe in some of this houses there are handsome guys. So you climb on the roof a house and start screaming “I’m really good in bed”. That’s called Spam 
Tags: advertising, marketing, public relations, spam, technical support, telemarketing
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December 24th, 2007 at 0:54
haha. telio. kofkw tin spoudazeis kati me marketing